Summon Berserkers, a terribly useful spell in ACKS when you need a 4-pack of single HD creatures to sacrifice horribly.
One of the kids in the kid's campaign has this spell, so why not make a table? This started off marginally serious, wanting to be a swords & sorcery & planets theme, but quickly fell into cartoon references and the like.
d30.
- Common Vikings - horned helmet, leather, axes, beards, attitudes
- 9 foot tall green men - 4 arms, large tusks exuding from their lower jaws, fluted ears atop their heads
- 8 foot tall long-furred humanoids, a metallic sash across their chests
- Thick-muscled lizardmen with shiny silver eyes
- Humanoids in silver-fabric suits, with spherical round helmets. Golden faceplates obscure their features. Thick silver gloves and clunky boots spattered with a fine grey dust.
- Silent men in armor made from whole bones of various types.
- Bright blue men wielding long white tubes in each hand.
- Bearded men in khaki fabric and pith helmets, harrumphing at the apparent non-functionality of their metal-tube handled clubs, though they seem to swing fine.
- White-armored and helmeted troopers.
- Squat, armored men with impossibly wide, bald heads, and seemingly no neck.
- Cat-headed humanoids of various types; lions, panthers, etc; in harness
- Ridge-headed humanoids in leather; wielding a large crescent blade with handholds on the back
- A group of 4 persons greatly resembling 4 people in the caster's party; but in fancier armor and clothes, and with well-groomed facial hair, if the party member it resembles is male and is clean-shaven (or cleanshaven if the party member is not)
- Thin lizardmen with rubbery skin and enormous black eyes
- Blue suited and helmeted humans, stylized red cobra on their chests.
- Long-clawed sloths which walk like men.
- Upright-walking insects resembling ants.
- Gaunt, blackskinned creatures with featureless oblong heads and a viciously fanged mouth dripping sizzling ichor.
- Potbellied, rat-faced creatures with membranous wings stretching between their arms and torsos.
- Pig-snouted, tusked, overmuscled green men with tusks and mohawks
- Hirsute, toga-wearing men with bestial faces and a single horn growing from their forehead
- Wild-eyed men in bamboo reed armor, poles with garish flags strapped to their backs.
- Intelligent looking, large-skulled grey apes in harness.
- Bipedel fungus, painted in pastel warpaints.
- 8 foot tall blue cat-men with prehensile tails, in harness.
- Humanoid in plate armor, with round glowing blue eyeholes in their helmet. Moves stiffly with slight mechanical noises.
- Clockwork men made of various low-value metals - copper, tin, etc.
- Confused, average looking human males in fake-looking armor wielding blunt weapons.
- A warrior bedecked in crimson armor, a valkyrie armored in azure, a dagger-wielding man in green leathers, and a golden robed elder with a staff. The warrior looks peckish.
- Men in black leathers wielding large, garishly bladed axes; with black-and-white facepaint.
